Understanding the Aussie Dude & The Aussie Dudette

When you meet an Aussie’s they have a slant of English foreign to even English speaking folk. 

We’ve deciphered the Aussie lingo to help you babble through the slang! 

When a dude says: 

• G’day mate – Pleased to make your acquaintance. 
• Man, he’s blotto – Inebriated beyond capacity to stand up
• You little ripper – Words of praise fail me.
• Rack off mate – Your presence is no longer required 
• Fair dinkum – Of course I’m telling the truth
• Pull ya head in – You may be correct in your assertion but shut up
• Wanna rage? – Would you like to drink vast amounts of alcohol with me until we drop? 
• You drongo – A rather dimwitted person. 
• Your shout – If you value you well being you should buy the next drink! 
•  Go on – I’m not entirely convinced you know what you’re talking about 
• Whadaywant?- May I ask what you want? 
• Have a chunder – The delicate act of regurgitation likely to occur after getting blotto
• Bloody oath mate – I’m in total agreeance with you
• Howya goin – May I ask how you are?
• Give it a go ya mug! – Are you perhaps incapable of performing this act

When a dudette says; 

• Wanna cuppa hun – Would you care for some tea
• Go tart yo’self up – Please dress in your best clothes
• Wanna come to our piss up? – You’re invited to our party
• How ya goin luv? – I hope you’re feeling well
• Don’t get your knickers in a knot – Don’t get upset
• What’s the latest goss? – What’s the latest juicy news
• The old man’s shot through – My husband’s left town
• Get stuffed bitch – I’m really cranky and it would be best if you left (quickly)
• Shut ya gob – tell someone who cares
• Don’t Crap on – Aren’t you exaggerating 
• Could I bum a fag? – May I have one of your cigarettes
• Grouse lippy – What a nice shade of lipstick